Sasquatch Slugger (PRE-ORDER)

Retro Rostr “Sasquatch Slugger” Shorts – Pre Order

Legends aren’t made—they’re spotted in the outfield.
Our Sasquatch Slugger Shorts bring mythical heat to the diamond with an all-over woodland woodgrain print featuring Bigfoot crushing dingers, dealing heat from the mound, and patrolling the field like a certified legend.

Equal parts rugged, ridiculous, and ridiculously comfortable—these are built for ballplayers who like their drip a little wild.

Features:

• Lightweight premium athletic performance fabric
• Elastic waistband with adjustable drawstring
• Moisture-wicking and breathable for maximum comfort
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t crack or fade
• Perfect for training, tournaments, or off-field fits

Pre-Order Details:
Limited pre-order only. Once they disappear into the woods, they may not return.

Fit:
True to size with athletic fit.

Warning:
Wearing these may increase bat speed and Bigfoot sightings.